I know where the joke section is if I need it. Unlike you, I don’t attest to marriage bring a do-or-die affair. You need to understand that it’s never about how soon one gets married but how well the couple stay married. You think being single is a problem that needs to be “solved”? If you don’t mind my asking? You realise the real problem starts if she rushes into marriage out of blind desperation, all in the vain bid to satisfy societal values and perception of her, whatever those may be? Or will she be dished out the usual “grin and bear” Nollywood advice? Bro, this oyibo ideology doesn’t work here ok, embrace reality, this is Africa. And you wonder why there are so many failing marriages?

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How to be 18 again ———————— When you turn 18 you are a free man. You can kick off the shackles and go about your life as you wish. But the plan that is likely laid out for you is a plan destined to fail, so you’ve got to make the right choices to get a jumpstart on a life of health, wealth and happiness. Regrets are pointless, but if for some reason I was put into a time machine and found myself 18 years old again this is what I’d be glad to know. Assuming you are a westerner, especially an American, getting married young will be the biggest mistake of your life.

As a young man you can be free to date around and play the field.

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No problem—just stick to a careful diet, regular Pilates and the miracles of modern medicine. At least that’s the message we’re getting from the recent burst of celebrity cougar mania and new advertising campaigns from pharmaceutical companies promising that hormones will restore our aging bodies to their former glory. But is it reasonable for women over 50 to expect the same level of sexual satisfaction and drive as a year-old? And is this what women really want?

On one level, just asking these questions represents progress. In Victorian times, for example, doctors routinely warned midlife women to abstain because intercourse past menopause could be fatal. The exact mechanism for this predicted demise wasn’t always clear, but physicians of that era did believe it was dangerous for older women to even think about sexual activity because erotic thoughts might, among other evils, evoke regrets for lost allure and those regrets could trigger disease.

Medical literature and popular culture of the time mostly written by men, of course often portrayed women over 50 as borderline insane. But now our role models are women like the experienced stars of “Sex and the City,” who are set to film yet another sequel featuring numerous scenes of Kim Cattrall 52 , Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis both 44 and Cynthia Nixon 43 enjoying their time beneath the sheets.

And then there are those photos of newly svelte Valerie Bertinelli 49 flaunting her toned abs in a bikini.

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Freelance Reporter The Stupid Advice We Give to Single Women Over 40 While many single, year old women may be perfectly content with the lives they live, when they step out in the world, there seems to be a constant reminder that they are “failing. As I waited, I noticed a woman having coffee with her mother. During this meeting, the woman was excitedly presenting her mother with an e-reader. After the present was unwrapped, the woman proceeded to thoughtfully explain to her mother about how to use her e-reader, dealing with the wireless connection, etc.

Instead of reacting with excitement or gratitude, her mother started lecturing her. The expression on the woman’s face as she was berated revealed incredible frustration.

A year-old man was admitted to the surgical intensive care unit because of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the face. Management decisions were made.

Share this article Share The study, conducted by menswear brand Jacamo found that this was followed by getting married, with 35 per cent rating it as one of their top three happiest moments in life, and seeing their favourite football team win the league 18 per cent. Other memorable happy moments include buying a house or car, proposing to a partner, and graduating from university. Tobey Maguire left and Bradley Cooper are both 37, the age when men are likely to be at their most happy point in life Phillip Hodson, fellow of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy, said men of 37 typically benefit from health and life experience.

Top moments in man’s life men could chose three 1. Becoming a parent 43 per cent 2. Getting married 35 per cent 3. Seeing his favourite sports team winning the league 18 per cent 4. Buying a new house 17 per cent 5. Seeing a country sports team win a significant title 14 per cent 6. Proposing to a partner 13 per cent 7. Buying a new car 7 per cent He said: Day-to-day things that put a smile on a man’s face 1. Eating a favourite lunch 29 per cent 2.

Self gifting DVDs, clothes and technology 28 per cent 3.

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More than glad to! She jumps into my arms and greets me with a wet, sloppy kiss, pushing her tongue down my throat, what a slut! She gets on her hands and knees, mouth open, sticking her wet tongue out as I grab my throbbing sausage and slap it against it. I grab her head and fuck her mouth, ramming my hard cock down her throat, making her choke and gag on my meat pole.

The prophecy begins in with the election of Pope Celestine II, who is described in Latin as “Ex caſtro Tiberis,” or “From a castle of the Tiber.” Celestine II was born in central Italy in a city that sits on the banks of the Tiber river.

It just leads to more life which leads to more crap to deal with. We should all just admit that we are going through the motions because everyone else around us finds it so god damn important to do so. How come that well paying job starts to suck the life out of you and you just become a shell of flesh pursuing some meaningless paper so that you can buy more shit to fill your void?

What about all those famous celebrities that end up like the worn out wrecks you see on the street? These people have it all? Fug Dude; you just need new friends. The people you surround yourself with will color your view of the world. If they are all the same type of people, they will make the whole world seem bland; if they are fake, the world appears fake. I mean, I actually found a diverse group of friends that were part of a much larger network, all of whom were genuinely enjoying their lives, and I was so set in my deep, dark pessimism that I had immediately written them all off as being big fakers, because nobody is ever legit.

But I hung around for a bit anyway cuz they kept inviting me to things and then I met my wife. When I met her and started talking to her and saw how genuine she was, the world I thought I knew just melted away.

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I know how the economy is. Wish there was a bold button here, because you got on the defense and need to apologise.. You are quite egotistical.. You have a wish list whether you want to admit it or not.

Dec 19,  · I am a single male (37 years old). Unfortunately, I have not been blessed to find someone to settle down with and raise a family. Sometimes I feel like I’ve been robbed of that, as most people my age are married and have families of their own by this age.

Something is direly wrong with him. Spiritually, emotionally, financially, physically, mentally…any which way the feminized mass media propaganda machine can twist the truth to meet its own end. He is no longer porcelain pretty boy pure and there can be a slightly- to harshly weathered tone to his physical existence. Gray is usually potruding in light to heavy streams of betrayal. He dresses in that in-between world of fashion which is too self-conscious and good-sensed to be overly youthful, but timid and bashful enough to avoid the trappings of senior bland inconspicuousness.

Well-established in his career, he is not prone to rash decisions or choices. Yet, he fights the constraints and strictures of antiquated society. He attempts to break the barriers down but at the end of the day, he comes home to drooping eyes and quivering facial creases. He likes young girls, preferably in the year-old range.

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Find me a group of year-old men and I’ll pick out one overgrown frat dude living with roommates, another guy who just dropped his two kids off at school, a few who are well into their careers and a couple soul-searchers looking for work. Some will tell you that they’ve finally figured it all out and some more will say they feel hopeless for the first time in their lives.

It’s a motley crew. But perhaps the motliest part of this crowd is the ever-growing group of year-old single guys. If you want a case study in humanity, year-old single guys have pretty much all the bases covered. Let’s examine some of the common types:

A year-old man who wants a girlfriend between 30 and 34 will have a pool of , available women. A year-old woman trying to find a partner between 45 and 49 will only have , men to.

As it is, men between 22 and 30 — nearly two-thirds of the male dating pool — focus almost exclusively on women younger than themselves. Because it has been a successful way to introduce previous posts, I wanted to put real faces on this demographic before I delve into a bunch of numbers. Pictured below are some single users in their mid-thirties or early forties, taken from the first couple pages of my own local match search.

As you can see below, the number of online daters peaks at 24, drops sharply at around 30, and then gradually tapers off, as the remaining singletons either find mates or withdraw themselves from contention: The bar chart here shows how the woman to man ratio changes over time. Of course, we all know that 45 year-olds do have a much harder time, because the male fixation on youth distorts the dating pool. Look at how men have set their age preferences on OkCupid: As you can see, a man, as he gets older, searches for relatively younger and younger women.

Meanwhile his upper acceptable limit hovers only a token amount above his own age. The median 31 year-old guy, for example, sets his allowable match age range from 22 to 35 — nine years younger, but only four years older, than himself. This skewed mindset worsens with age; the median 42 year-old will accept a woman up to fifteen years younger, but no more than three years older.

It shows messaging concentrations by age; for each vertical age bracket, the greenest areas have the most messages, the reddest have the fewest, and the yellow have the average. On the other hand, women only a few years older are largely neglected.

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The Unicorn The Unicorn is totally normal and well-adjusted. He has a good job, and makes a decent living, but is not a workaholic. He is funny, and well-informed, and cooks a mean pasta bolognese.

Meeting nice single men in London can seem hopeless at times — but it doesn’t have to be! Mingle2’s London personals are full of single guys in London looking for girlfriends and dates. 37 year old man “Hi..” Guys in London. madbob 35 year old man “Hi” Meet Men in London. wecanhavesomefunnow: 40 year old man “Lets have some fun”.

Shutterstock This year, turning 40 years old has been a whirlwind for me. They simply thought I was living my life, not settling or waiting for the right time in my life to do all of these things. Something must be wrong with him. Most women make the assumption that a man who has never been married or who has no children has no desire to be a husband or a father. Could all of these things be true? But should we lump all something year old men, with no wives or children to speak of, in the same category?

Should he break down and marry just anyone because all of his friends are married and having kids?

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